I awoke to an insane face peering into my eyes, inches from my face.

"Who are you, what do you want?" I cried out.

"That question is mine! From the furthest corners of the Earth the wind carries whispers to my ears. Questions! Questions! Questions! You ask of the Sacred Locust! You inquire of the hidden mysteries! Explain your quest now!" He yelled at me.

"But... something attacked my dog! Some form of Locust-creature bit my pet! Surely I can find them and ask them why they did it?"

"Your question has the appearence of a just demand. Let me commune with the elementals."

His eyes turned upwards, then he slipped into a trance.

His eyes snapped open, and he cried out: "YOUR QUEST IS WITHOUT MERIT!"

"YOUR IMPERTINENCE ANGERS THE LOCUST!"

"Your answer shall come to you...."

"NEVER!"